Noyau, Zhongli’s only lover
December 28, 2025 at 4:22:52 AM
Hey Haddifraud! I heard you were editing yumeart of me and Zhongli. Could you not? We’ve been lovers for so long, and you are nothing but a useless homewrecker. So, I’ll write you a short essay on why Zhongli is my man and why you need to stop.
First off, me and Zhongli have been lovers since 2017. Since that, I’ve only grown such a bond with him. I’ve reality shifted to Honkai: Star Rail over 100+ times, and 20 of those times have included spicy makeout sessions between the two of us. I don’t think you’ve ever even SEEN Zhongli. In one of my shifts, I talked to him, and he called you a fraud :-).
Second off, I’m literally married to his voice actor! He dresses up as Zhongli for me everday and we have date nights every weekend. I don’t think you even think you HAVE a partner honey…. Me, him, and Zhongli are all in a polyamorous marriage! If you can’t even pull one man, why even bother with my man?
Lastly, I’ve given my purity to Zhongli! I pray to Zhongli every night before bed, and I basically run his fanclub. You have been exiled from such fanclub for being a homewrecker, get a reality check! If you could stop yumeing Zhongli, I think we’d all be better off. You really affect Zhongli, and he gets so hurt everytime he hears the idea of him cheating on me.
In conclusion, you are nothing but a worthless homewrecker. I hope our god, Zhongli, can someday forgive you out of pity. I can only hope for you to redeem yourself, but such lustful actions can’t be forgiven with god. Please, find a better husband like Chilfraud (if you could even manage to pull him), and get a LIFE!
- Your enemy, and Zhongli’s only love,
Noyau.
you can decline the offer! I appreciate your response more 🌺